If you've ever had the feeling that there might be something, well, different about Keith Kitchen, you're absolutely correct.  You see, Keith doesn't come from around here.  Keith actually comes from an alternate universe where John F. Kennedy married Marilyn Monroe in late 1965 after going through a messy divorce with Jackie Kennedy that somehow didn't affect his winning a second term for president.  In this wonderful reality, The Beatles performed live at Woodstock in the wee hours of August 17th, 1969 and then embarked on a world tour that lasted well into 1971.  Other interesting facts are that Gene Simmons of KISS was elected as a senator from New Jersey in 1998....but this was long after Keith found himself a refugee in this reality after the interdimensional vehicle that he was traveling in broke down here in 1960....

No, that won't work.

Keith came to this planet in 1960, fleeing from the evil Galactic Empire, so he could keep an eye on young Luke Sky....

Nope...

That won't work, either.

Keith is currently having a grand time working mid-day's on Oldiez 93 while he awaits his chance to regain his rightful place as King of England and Chief Vicar of the Anglican Church.

Keith is also President of the Liars Club of the United States.

Keith circa 1980...note the round glasses, long hair and all that DENIM!